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I am sitting here, doing homework, and like all attention challenged Americans I have the television on in the background as I work. Unfortunately, what is on is a horrible show called Madden Nation.

Madden Nation is a show about a bunch of losers playing EA Sports Madden 2006 in a tournament where the final winner gets $100,000. The guys playing were pathetic. They were slamming the controllers and getting in each others faces after good plays. With the amount of trash-talking-in-your-face-what-what these dudes were throwing at each other you would have thought they were the athletes themselves actually on the field involved in something that mattered.

Now, if you’ll excuse me. I have to go beat some more blacklist rivals in Need For Speed Most Wanted. You should see all my fly cars. They rock.