Senior Moment 2: The Brain Fart Strikes Back

I headed for the drinking fountain at the Hell Hole and found myself in the men’s room. I stopped in the middle of the room and looked around for a second before I realized what had happened.

I turned around, exited and got a drink at the fountain. I ended the drink faster than I wanted, because I was embarrassed. I got halfway back to the checkpoint and thought, “That’s stupid. So you went into the bathroom. Go get more water if you want it.” I turned around and headed for the drinking fountain again.

I was halfway down the row of urinals before I realized it happened again. Holy Crap! This time there were other men around, so instead of walking back out and looking like a moron (too late) I went and stood in front of one of the urinals, pretending to pee.

What is wrong with me?