A Math Lesson

Brought to you by the fine folks at Kleenex, the makers of Cottenelle toilet paper.

While “dropping the kids off at the pool,” I noticed a package of Cottonelle toilet paper near by. Neat! I wasn’t going to be wiping with the cheap crap from the warehouse store that comes 800 roles to a package and somehow manages to remove skin while leaving fecal matter behind.

Imagine my amazement at discovering not only was today’s wiping experience going to be exciting and new, but there was a little math lesson on the side of the package of toilet paper. A pleasant change of pace in the sphincter cleaning realm and a bit of education, too. Entitled as a “Roll Size Guide” a little chart shows how a double roll equals 2 single rolls, and a triple roll equals 3 single rolls.

Holy crap! You mean to tell me that 1×2=2 and 1×3=3. When you double something you get 2 of that thing, and when you triple something you get 3 of that thing. What a great day! A clean bum and math fun. Defecation should always be so entertaining. Thanks Cottonelle.