“Celery is great after a good pee.”
Have you seen this crappy show called “Wonder Pets?” It is a horribly animated piece of garbage on Nick Jr. It features three animals (a duck, a turtle and a hamster) who travel around in a flying boat helping other animals.
My daughter wanted to watch TV in my room while I did some school work. In the emotionally scarring episode I had to witness the Wonder Pets received a call from a puppy who really had to pee but was stuck inside a house.
Well, short story shorter, they show the stupid dog how to use the doggy door to go outside. After helping the dog pee, the duck busts out some celery for everybody to eat and says, “Celery is great after a good pee.”
What? Are you kidding me? Celery is great after a good pee?
“Hey, Jack, whatcha eatin’ there?”
“Celery.”
“Oh. Good pee, huh?”
“Yeah, really good. You want some?”
“No, my pee was only so-so.”
This horrible episode was on a giant, loud television when I was doing a house-call for a customer (computer work) and it was terrifying.
My sister was just watching this and I was like is this for real. That is a terrible show.