Soggy Science

Buddha took first place for his grade in his school’s science fair. He tested numerous different cereals to see which ones went soggy the fastest and which ones stayed crunchy longest. The wife and I helped him out and it was actually really fun tasting all the cereals at different intervals.

“I took first place and I am in the first grade. Both first.”

“So,” the wife asked him. “When you are in the second grade, will you want second place.”

He thought about it for a second and then replied, “No, I still like first place.”