More “Apostrophes” From The Training Table, or Why I Felt Stupid the Other Day

As you know, we loves us some Training Table here in the old Strude household. In the newest version of their menu, they mark what they consider to be the menu favorites with a red oval that contains the letters TTR inside.

My wife and I were wondering why they choose those letters.

“TTR? What is that? The Training R…. TRT would make more sense. TRaining Table.”

“How about The Training Table.”

“That would be TTT?”

“Oh, yeah. I’m tired.”

Now this wasn’t like we were trying to solve world peace or anything, it was just annoying. Like realizing you have a wedgie, but you’re in public and can’t pick it. Then Buddha spoke up. “Mine says it, too. Training Table Restaurants.”

Well, there goes my plans to audition for “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” Apparently I can’t even beat my first grader.


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