As You Know, I Hate Halloween
As we get closer to the end of the year, one of the pet peeves that you’ll no doubt have some complain to you about is how early they will hear a Christmas song, or see stores putting out Christmas item. “It gets earlier every year, doesn’t it?” they will ask.
But the time of the end of the year that I absolutely hate is when I start hearing the commercials for the haunted houses in the area. And I heard my first one about a week or two ago. Yes, the haunted houses are are already open here. Only on the weekends for now, but still.
I freaking hate these commercials. The one that has been playing the past 2 weeks has some lady apologizing to the parents of the children that she let get killed by who knows what kind of monster and, oh now it’s coming back, please forgive me. I can’t possibly even come close to explaining how I loathe these commercials.
I have never understood the concept of haunted houses anyway. Why pay money to walk through dark rooms to have teenage loser punks in rubber masks jump out at you? I don’t get it. I hate their stupid commercials and now I have to sit through them for another five weeks.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!