Road Rage

My commute this morning was just lovely.

To the moron in the KIA P.O.S. - Constantly swerving back and forth without warning between the two lanes, trying to figure out which one is moving the fastest for the next few seconds, is not going to get you to your crappy job any sooner. Have you not seen that Seinfeld episode? Oh, and straddling both lanes while trying to decide doesn’t work either.

To the idiots who feel they have to merge right away. Why? Every morning as I merge onto the freeway, the traffic I am merging into is just crawling. Once the on ramp comes level with the freeway there is still a good 100 yards or so before it merges into the next lane and disappears, but this doesn’t stop stupid drivers from forcing their way into the slow moving column as soon as possible. When they pull left, I go around them and take the merge lane as far as I can. I end up 10-15 cars ahead of these losers. What, if you don’t get over right then, no one let you in later? The merge lane is that long for a reason.