Ouch
You know what, Uncle Sam? Wouldn’t it be easier for you to just kick me in the nuts on a weekly basis?
You can come over every Friday and knock on my door. I’ll open it with legs spread, and you can just blast me in the package.
Wouldn’t that be easier, and let’s face it, more fun for you? I know it would be less painful for me.
June 2nd, 2008 in
Random Rants

Ha ha! No kidding. I get so sick when I have to fill up. Or when I press the gas to pass someone and think, “There goes $4″.
No joke! We have to drive to Vegas this weekend, and I’m worried about how much gas it will take!
Clinton drives around with no air on to conserve gas, but I’m too much of a wimp!
I’m about a burp and a toot from riding my bike to work.
This is getting ridiculous. I don’t know if I could take a weekly shot to the fellas though. LOL