Mullet this over.

While eating lunch in the break room, I actually heard the following phrase from a woman talking about her ex-husband:

“Yeah, women would stare at him all the time. He had the mullet going, and he was hot.”

He had the mullet going? He was hot? Mullet and Hot should never appear in the same sentence unless it goes something like this, “My fugly ex chopped his mullet off because the weather was so hot.” That’s it. No exceptions.

And those women probably weren’t staring because he was hot. They were staring in awe and wonderment that someone with a mullet got a woman to go into public with him.