Mommy’s Mammary Malt
That could be a new flavor of Ben & Jerry’s if PETA has their way. In their latest look-at-me stunt, PETA has sent a letter to Ben and Jerry saying they should replace the cow milk used in Ben and Jerry’s ice cream with human milk.
Two questions:
How can you possibly squeeze enough boobies to make all that ice cream? And where do I apply for that position?
Poor PETA- when are they going to learn. If vegetables tasted good they would have legs.
Urrrrp. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Yeah that makes me want to hurl.
Oy!
What true red-blooded american would eat ice cream made from human milk? Maybe it would start a whole unexplained wave of weightloss. 1) from people not eating it, and 2) from people eating it and launching their lunch past Jupiter.
PETA is concerned about the poor little cowies. Think of the poor women caged up and honked on every day for the world’s supply of Chunky Monkey!