The Conference Room Was Unavailable

Walked into the bathroom, and the dude at the urinal is peeing and talking on his cell phone at the same time.  The call was obviously a business one.  So as I walked up to the only other urinal, I was faced with a dilemma.  Do I aim for the water in the bottom of the urinal, thus causing a loud splashing sound which would echo quite nicely and would certainly give away the caller’s location to the party at the other end of the line?  Or do I aim for the side of the urinal, lowering the volume but increasing the risk of splash back?

Well, before I could decide, the caller flushed the toilet.  It was a loud flush.  Then he fake-washed his hand, and yanked the paper towel loudly form the dispenser.  So, I aimed for the water, all the while trying to figure out what kind of business can’t wait 30 seconds for a guy to take a leak.