Where’s My Dolly

Overheard from a 30-something man.  Of course I use the term “man” loosely.

“I love Cabbage Patch Dolls.  I think they are a very creative toy.”

First of all, kudos to the dude who feels comfortable to admit something like this in public.

Second, a creative toy?  It’s a doll.  A doll with a birth certificate, grant you, but a doll nonetheless.  All the birth certificate does is name the doll for you, thus robbing you of any creativity you could have used by naming the doll yourself.