http://strude.com Slogging through swamps of stupidity. Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:04:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en And now for some shameless self promotion. My son and I will be in A Christmas Carol at Hale Centre Theatre this year. We will in the Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday cast, so come on out and see us. http://strude.com/2008/10/a-christmas-carol-2008/ I almost cried. Seriously, tears threatened to spring forth. Who could have thought that after one of their best seasons in my lifetime, winning their division and finishing with the best record in the National League, the Cubs dreams of ending their 100 year drought would come to ... http://strude.com/2008/10/put-a-fork-in-em-theyre-cursed/ http://strude.com/2008/10/just-name-one-newspaper-lady/ Joey: Where's the waitress? I'm starving. Chandler: It's a buffet, man Joey: Oh, here's where I win my money back. My kids like a local buffet, so we hit it up every month or so. While there a couple of nights ago, I was getting my food and I saw one of the ... http://strude.com/2008/10/buffet/ [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="Makers of fine asses since 1972."][/caption] If I had known I could buy me a new ass to replace the one I have, I would have done it years ago. http://strude.com/2008/09/ass-factory/ That could be a new flavor of Ben & Jerry's if PETA has their way. In their latest look-at-me stunt, PETA has sent a letter to Ben and Jerry saying they should replace the cow milk used in Ben and Jerry's ice cream with human milk. Two questions: How can you possibly ... http://strude.com/2008/09/mommys-mammary-malt/ So, I performed my first wedding on Saturday.  I say first like I will do it again.  That was probably the only wedding I will ever perform.  Some good friends asked me to marry them.  I was honored they wanted me to do it. I think it turned out okay.  I ... http://strude.com/2008/09/i-now-pronounce-you/ Too lazy to read? Then let me do it for you. [audio:http://strude.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/badads1.mp3] First of all FOX, I understand your need to advertise and tell us all about your exciting programming.  However, your ads that mimic radio call in shows not only make me not want to watch, they make me change ... http://strude.com/2008/09/bad-ads/ Now, I have heard Jesus called a shepherd, a master, even a lamb.  But never, until now, have I heard of him referred to as a mountie who always gets his man. http://strude.com/2008/09/jesus-is-my-friend/ I received an email the other day.  You know the kind.  It's been forwarded 800 times before it reaches you and at the end of the message it urges you to send it to 800 other people.  Sometimes it's a joke or funny video.  Sometimes it's an annoying picture of ... http://strude.com/2008/09/emails-are-not-truth/